Two-time Oscar winner Jane Fonda finally met Kate Bosworth last night. And she proclaimed, “I want her to do the ‘Barbarella’ sequel!”

And that’s what Vanity Fair’s big Oscar party is always like: It’s like the whole industry is stuffed into one place. People meet and make deals or have romances.

Jane’s beau, famed record producer Richard Perry, fell into conversation with Jennifer Lopez.  Her whole recording career could be changed if Perry produces some tracks for her.

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While we’re at the Oscars, Vanity Fair throws one of the three swanky private dinners in town. (The other two are Elton John’s, and Dani Janssen’s). Here’s the Vanity Fair list, by table:

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The omission of Farrah Fawcett from the In Memoriam segment of last night’s Oscars was terrible.

But Farrah was in good company.

They forgot three-time Oscar winning composer Maurice Jarre. Among his Oscar nominated scores: “Ghost.” Guess who starred in “Ghost”? Demi Moore, who introduced the In Memoriam segment. And Patrick Swayze, the first face in the segment. Hello! Come on: This isn’t exactly rocket science.

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Meryl Streep came out of the Kodak Theatre and whispered two words in my ear.

“That bitch!” she said with a laugh, then added: “I love her!”

OK, this was Meryl’s umpteenth loss in a row. She hasn’t won an Oscar since “Sophie’s Choice.” You do realize she was just here last year for “Doubt.” Her most recent run of performances has been staggering, from “The Manchurian Candidate” remake to “The Devil Wears Prada,” “Adaptation,” even the little seen “Rendition.”

She’ll be back, maybe not next year, but in 2012. She makes the entire Oscar process worth it for the rest of us…

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George Clooney brought his girlfriend and his best friend to the Academy Awards. The best friend was silver and monogrammed. It was a flask.

“Hey, pay attention,” he said as he flashed me the flask.

“You can’t drink during the Oscars!” I said, naively horrified.

“Oh yeah?”

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Mo’Nique may have been the first Oscar nominee to bring a bodyguard to the Oscars. He walked her and husband Sidney Hicks up the red carpet. What, exactly, was she afraid of?

“It’s the safest place in the world,” joked an Academy publicist, who shook his head in disbelief.

Yes, Mo’Nique is in a world of her own. She wasn’t seen at the Elton John party or at Vanity Fair.

When someone asked who designed her royal blue dress, the question was referred to the bodyguard. He didn’t know, which was not a surprise. A conference occurred on the red carpet. No definitive answer returned.

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Every Academy Award success story carries with it a tale of someone who’s been forgotten.

So let’s say I was a little astonished to find actor Quinton Aaron waiting for a car outside the Kodak Theatre after the Oscar show was over.

Who is Quinton Aaron? Well, while Sandra Bullock was accepting kudos for her Oscar for “The Blind Side,” someone obviously forgot that Quinton played real-life football player Michael Oher. Which is a little shocking: There would have been no “Blind Side” without him.

Aaron told me he received only one ticket to the Oscars — no date, no escort — and no ticket to the Governors Ball.

“I did get two tickets to the Vanity Fair party,” he said, “so I’m waiting for my date to come pick me up.”

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Monique Imes calls herself Mo’Nique, which sort of translates to the clumsy “more unique.”

Tonight she will be the first winner of the Academy Award to have an apostrophe in her name. That’s more unique than almost anything else.

She may also be the first winner to bring her husband up on the stage. At the Independent Spirit Awards on Friday night, Mo’Nique’s husband of four years, Sidney Hicks, walked her right up to the stage and almost up on it.

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Tonight’s Academy Awards show kicks off with who else, Neil Patrick Harris, in a musical number. Then Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin appear, and we’re off to the races.

Who we won’t see: Nicole Kidman. The Oscar-winner is in Australia with husband Keith Urban and daughter Sunday Rose. Last night was Nicole’s mom’s 70th birthday, and they had a big celebration.

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It’s Oscar eve which means parties all night in Hollywood.

While some stars hit The Night Before with $25,000 tickets underwritten by the studios or their talent agencies, most everyone rode the elevators to the Penthouse floor of Luckman Plaza for The Weinstein Company gala at Soho House. The party was underwritten by Mont Blanc and raised money for UNICEF, so there was even a good cause.

But there was also a mile long list of celebs from Leonardo DiCaprio in his trademark baseball cap to Cameron Diaz–one of the actors I really look forward to seeing. She is a doll.

They weren’t alone in the packed rooftop aerie. Ryan Gosling, Jake Gyllenhaal, Jamie Foxx, Jacqueline Bisset and Seymour Cassell–the mix at this party of parties was amazing. Quentin Tarantino spent a long time chatting with comic Chris Tucker, and also with “Precious” star Gabourey Sidibe. It was nice to see Woody Harrelson just taking in the festivities with his wife, while Eli Roth and BJ Novak kept the “Inglourious Basterds” crew laughing.

In fact, Christoph Waltz–who’s won every conceivable award so far for his role in “Basterds”–told me: “If they open the envelope and announce another name, you will hear one person laughing very loudly. That will be me. It will be the perfect ending to everything that’s happened.” That’s what they call European ironic humor.

Then there was nominee Carey Mulligan from “An Education,” not to mention Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale, Adrien Brody, Gina Gershon, Mira Sorvino, Marisa Tomei and Logan Marshall Green, nominee Colin Firth from “A Single Man” and his director, Tom Ford, as well as “Nine” composer Maury Yeston, Arianna Huffington, “Factory Girl” director George Hickenlooper, famed director Wes Craven, Kate Bosworth, Gerard Butler, Rhona Mitra, Emmy Rossum, Kate Mara, Russell Simmons, Brett Ratner, Diane Kruger and Joshua Jackson, Brian Geraghty from “The Hurt Locker.”

Wait! More! Ben McKenzie, of “Southland” and “The O.C.” Kate Walsh. Matthew Rhys and Dave Annable from “Brothers & Sisters.” Kristin Davis. Topher Grace. Zachary Quinto.

Tonight’s Oscar parties are going to have to go a long way to top this group. Harvey Weinstein still has ‘it’ some 14 years after “The English Patient” won Best Picture. Not bad.